UNUSUALLY GENIUS PIE RECIPES

Unusually Genius Pie Recipes

Jenna makes all kinds of unually genius pies...with usual names, like:

Kick In The Pants Pie---cinnamon spiced custard

I Don't Want Earl's Baby Pie (AKA Bad Baby Pie)---Egg and brie with smoked cubed ham in the center

I Hate My Husband Pie---bittersweet chocolate (don't sweeten it), made into a pudding and drowned in caramel

Pregnant Self-Pitying Loser Pie---Lumpy Oatmeal crust with fruitcake smashed in...flambe of course

Baby Screaming Its Head Off In The Middle Of The Night And Ruining My Life Pie---New York Style Cheesecake (no crust), brandy brushed, with pecans and nutmeg

Earl Murders Me Because I'm Having An Affair Pie---smash blackberries and raspberries into chocolate crust

I Can't Have No Affair Cause I Don't Want Earl To Kill Me Pie---Vanilla custard with banana---HOLD THE BANANA!!!

Lonely Chicago Pie---Cinnamon, spices and sugar underneath rich melted chocolate and smashed berries

Strawberry Chocolate Oasis Pie---Old Joe's Favorite..."each flavor opens itself to you, like a chapter in a book. First, a hint of exotic spice...just a hint, and then you're flooded with chocolate, dark and bittersweet, like an old love affair, then strawberry, the way it was always meant to taste, but never knew how."

Falling In Love Chocolate Pie---The one that worked "too well" on Dawn's first date with Ogie

Marshamallow Mermaid Pie---Dr. Pomatter describes this one as "bibically good".

Want to try to make it yourself? Here is a version of Marshmallow Mermaid, from BakeBakeBake/LiveJournal

And another version from Bakespace.com

And yet another version from Recipe4Living.com

And from the London Free Press

And here is the Mermaid pie from Recipe4Living.com again, along with several of Jenna's other famous pies, including Bad Baby Pie, Falling In Love Pie, and I Can't Have No Affair...pie

Spanish Dancer Pie---Has eggs, jalapeno peppers, and a potato crust

Spaghetti Pie---Famous for not being Sisto's favorite!

Inspired by the new film WAITRESS here are my own pie ideas (No baking required)

Being Semi-Handicapped Sux Pie---Sweetened or jellied pineapple and marshmallows layered into a graham cracker crust and topped with candied pineapple rings and marshmallow creme...can be cloyingly sweet, so you may want to leave out the candied pineapple rings.

I'd Like S'More Tragedy, If You Please Pie---Similar to the above. Just replace the pineapple with melted milk or semi-sweet chocolate and don't forget the graham cracker crust.

It's Springtime, Why Is It Raining? Pie---Celebrate spring, even if the skies are not blue with this easy and fun pie/pizza. Fresh or frozen strawberries layered in a mixture of Philly Cream Cheeze and Kool Whip onto an already baked preprepared/frozen or homemade pie crust. NO baking required for strawberries or cream cheeze mixture. For "strawberry pizza" bake your crust using a pizza pan.

Jeremy Sisto Is A Hot Honey Pie---1 1/2 cup Peanut butter, 1 1/2 cup melted regular butter (or margarine), drizzle honey into the mixture and mixed until it's fluffy/creamy and put in a crust from crushed saltine crackers, or grahams if you prefer an even sweeter version. (Optional ingredients if you want the pie even sweeter: add peanut butter cookies or crackers and it's up to you whether to crunch them up into the pie or just decorate the pie with them, chocolate chips, marshmallows, peanut butter chips, and/or butterscotch chips. Also, esp. with the saltine crust, this pie will be a mess at serving time. You may bake on low oven temps to get your chocolate and other chips to melt if you wish, for no more than 15-18 mins. Caution: this pie is almost too rich to eat more than a tiny slice at a time!!!

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Caribbean Blue Pie (my version of Marshmallow Mermaid)

1 jar of marshmallow creme, 1 1/2 cup margarine or softened butter, 1 package of white chocolate chips, melted into approx. 1 1/2 to 2 cups of milk using saucepan. Mix marshmallow creme, margarine, melted chocolate and milk using mixer. Add a few drops of banana extract and blue food coloring to make your filling a "sea-green" color. Pour into graham cracker crust. Garnish with sliced almonds and coconut if desired. Put in freezer for approx. 4-5 hours for the filling to solidify enough to enjoy eating it by the slice!