These sounds are in mp3 format. You may need AOL Media Player, iTunes Player, QuickTime Player or Windows Media Player to hear them.
"Hurray for you, woohoo!" mp3 format 133 KB
"It's been a long time since you called me Early...I like it!!!" mp3 format 91.5 KB
"Un-Thank you!!!" mp3 format 100 KB
Earl wants to go to bed... mp3 format 286 KB
Early's "O" mp3 format 193 KB
The following are in wav format. Again, they are bigger than we'd like.
"Just say you're sorry..." 518 KB
"And my answer to that, of course, is 'No'..." 2.6 MB
"Late again!!!" 2.5 MB
Dawn's got a 5 minute date!!! 4.07 MB
"You With Child?" 3.01 MB
"You should open your own pie shoppe!!!" 1.83 MB
"Are your boobies gettin' bigger???" 964 KB
Drugs 2.07 MB
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